All Jacob wanted for Christmas was Rachel, but Santa Laban gave him coal. Seven Christmases later the coal was still serving him well but he finally got what he was longing for. Then they took a road-trip and at journeys end Rachel was gone but the coal was still serving him well..
there must be a moral in there somewhere..
Ok, this one had me cracking up several times…
Thanks so much for the joy & wisdom you bring in both your music & your nutshell sermons. Merry Christmas & may the Lord bless you.
I like this one. Especially the, “ When I ask what child is this, I’m usually not asking about the baby Jesus.” line. Thanks for sharing and “lettin’me listen!”
Good morning my friend…merry Christmas!! I was out there today…not Christmas shopping, and it is a mess here in Cincinnati. The line wrapped around the corner at the local Starbucks and I couldn’t get there anyway because of the traffic!! And to top that our little wiener dog died early this morning…the last of our 3 amigos. So that will mess with our Christmas a bit this year, but we don’t lose sight of the reason for the season and we do rejoice as people who have hope but not fully there yet. God bless you friend and know you are appreciated
Hi Bill sorry bout yer dog we lost ours two years ago.. can’t believe how heartbreaking that can feel.
this year I bet on Joe burrow and the Cincinatti Defense in Fantasy Football.. and I barely made the playoffs now fightin for 5th place in my league.. not Christmasy feels LOL
Yes …bengals are a bit disappointing, but still fighting for a play off spot. I missed my draft this year and have had to build my team by free agents and whomever the auto-draft picked for me. Finished 2nd in the league and riding Joe Flacco into the playoffs…lol
I feel bad that I’ve missed a few of your nutshell sermons because of being sick or because it’s the busiest time of the year. Also, then traveling a bit. Thank you for your wisdom and humor. I hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas and keep having fun with those grandkids of yours.
Hi Robbin don’t stress about missin a few, they’re all still here LOL go to the uRL and scroll down! Thanks for worryin about me.. maybe I’ll stop it! LOL
Yep, “Happy Holidays” is annoying. However, it is an opportunity for me to thank people around me. And I’m sure you can find an American nut to roast, both literally and figuratively!
They sell them in the shops here at Christmas time, having been an English colony and all that, but I have never been able to get cooking them right. Seriously overrated. I reckon if you put Macadamians in the shell on an open fire, then you’d get a mini grenade!
They sell them in the shops here at Christmas time, having been an English colony and all that, but I have never been able to get cooking them right. Seriously overrated. I reckon if you put Macadamians in the shell on an open fire, then you’d get a mini grenade!..
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Bryan, after mentioning at least 23 CHRISTMAS songs in your nutshell sermon, I’m wishing you a very, Merry Christmas, Santa Baby!!! Love you.
You counted ? LOL wow.. yea I missed a few OH Come ALl ye faithful and my new fav “is that you Santa Claus?” lol
All Jacob wanted for Christmas was Rachel, but Santa Laban gave him coal. Seven Christmases later the coal was still serving him well but he finally got what he was longing for. Then they took a road-trip and at journeys end Rachel was gone but the coal was still serving him well..
there must be a moral in there somewhere..
You have a wandering mind LOL KP! hope you have a pulpit! thanks for the insight
Ok, this one had me cracking up several times…
Thanks so much for the joy & wisdom you bring in both your music & your nutshell sermons. Merry Christmas & may the Lord bless you.
GREAT! thanks fer sayin Cliff. I’m never sure if people see my humorous intent over my often irritated take
I like this one. Especially the, “ When I ask what child is this, I’m usually not asking about the baby Jesus.” line. Thanks for sharing and “lettin’me listen!”
LOL Thanks DF.. always wonderin’ if anybody’s laughing where I do! thanks
I am all the time. You’re hilarious!
My wife wasn’t all that happy with that nutshell.. all the whining she hears from me on most days!
Good morning my friend…merry Christmas!! I was out there today…not Christmas shopping, and it is a mess here in Cincinnati. The line wrapped around the corner at the local Starbucks and I couldn’t get there anyway because of the traffic!! And to top that our little wiener dog died early this morning…the last of our 3 amigos. So that will mess with our Christmas a bit this year, but we don’t lose sight of the reason for the season and we do rejoice as people who have hope but not fully there yet. God bless you friend and know you are appreciated
Hi Bill sorry bout yer dog we lost ours two years ago.. can’t believe how heartbreaking that can feel.
this year I bet on Joe burrow and the Cincinatti Defense in Fantasy Football.. and I barely made the playoffs now fightin for 5th place in my league.. not Christmasy feels LOL
Yes …bengals are a bit disappointing, but still fighting for a play off spot. I missed my draft this year and have had to build my team by free agents and whomever the auto-draft picked for me. Finished 2nd in the league and riding Joe Flacco into the playoffs…lol
I feel bad that I’ve missed a few of your nutshell sermons because of being sick or because it’s the busiest time of the year. Also, then traveling a bit. Thank you for your wisdom and humor. I hope you and your family have a Merry Christmas and keep having fun with those grandkids of yours.
Hi Robbin don’t stress about missin a few, they’re all still here LOL go to the uRL and scroll down! Thanks for worryin about me.. maybe I’ll stop it! LOL
God bless. !!! Holidays are for hallmarks anymore….
LOL ‘here’s yer sign’ LOL I fell down goin from the living room to the bathroom hit my head on a door jam.. and that left a Hallmark ROFL
Dad jokes at their best!!!
LOL BTW .. I didn’t tell those jokes to them.. I think the Nacho Cheeze joke was off the Corky’s Diner kids menu!
Yep, “Happy Holidays” is annoying. However, it is an opportunity for me to thank people around me. And I’m sure you can find an American nut to roast, both literally and figuratively!
LOL to this day I’ve never seen a chestnut as far as I know! LOL
They sell them in the shops here at Christmas time, having been an English colony and all that, but I have never been able to get cooking them right. Seriously overrated. I reckon if you put Macadamians in the shell on an open fire, then you’d get a mini grenade!
LOL well it didn’t stop the song from being a hit..Merry Blessed Christmas MB
They sell them in the shops here at Christmas time, having been an English colony and all that, but I have never been able to get cooking them right. Seriously overrated. I reckon if you put Macadamians in the shell on an open fire, then you’d get a mini grenade!..