Heard a story about a child, who returned home from church after practice for the Christmas program. Referring to the song, “Silent Night”, his question for his dad was, ” What is a “holy infantso” ?
that’s new to me too James! LOL .. sounds like the kid in sunday school draws a picture of the navtivity scene.. has Mary n Joseph and Jesus in the manger.. and a big fat kid standing behind em.. teacher asks who is this? kid says ‘thats Round John Virgin” LOL
I was hoping for examples on here but it’s early I guess.. I couldn’t think of so many i’ve heard right when I did this nutpod. We used to change the words to some song from the back row.. “I was sinking deep in Sin… Wheeeeee” LOL
So I looked to see if I could find a site that said or had misheard lyrics. This was one I found. Some funny stuff.
We did use the verse about us being nothing but dust for our devotion on a youth trip, and yes, it was hard to have a serious devotion with that verse.
So it’s Carmel,sounds like personnel. More like the ending of caramel… I here some of the funniest translations of names and places… Anyway heard butt dust before. That is the funniest.. if my kid was to ask me that during a service they’d have to throw me out of the room. I’d have the whole room rolling on the floor. But aren’t we all carnal in some way shape or fashion. Oh and the soda of all the flavors mixed, in Greeley we called it a “suicide”. Don’t know why….
I’m trying to compile a list of misheard lyrics from my childhood. Of course the one from the secular world that’s can’t be topped from Mr. Jimi Hendrix: “‘scuse me while I kiss this guy”.
A worship leader/song writer I used to work with wrote a worship song that we recorded called “Come Be God” but all of us in the band heard it as “Gumbi God”, which is even funnier when you imagine someone worshipping the claymation character.
I have to go through and listen to CCM songs I listened to when I was younger, but I had all kinds of made up lyrics since there was no internet to look them up back then.
DC Talk – “You Consume Me” – heard as “You can sue me. You can sue me. Anytime any place you invade my space” – definitely sounded like a law suit
Newsboys – “Entertaining Angels – heard as “Entertaining angels by the light of the Gee that’s great.”…supposed to be “the light of the T.V. screen” – they get a pass for being Aussies.
This episode reminded me of something that happened at a cast party for a musical that I was in. We were at a restaurant that served alcohol and the music director was quite tipsy. It just so happened that they were also doing karaoke in the restaurant bar. Well, he started laughing hysterically for what scene like no reason. When he finally stopped laughing he asked us if we’d ever heard songs and misunderstood the words. He then went on to tell us how for a very long time he thought the song by The Beatles, strawberry Fields forever, was saying strawberry pills for rabbits. That was over 30 years ago and I still laugh about it all the time.
This one goes back away… Back when my mom and dad used to watch PTL, I heard a song that Tammy Faye sang where it sounded like “he is exhausted on pot” lol …I was 13
The actual lyrics were “he is exalted on high” … but every time I heard it, I thought she was singing. He is exhausted on pot. This was before I got saved.
For real. You make me laugh! And I love to laugh, it’s my favorite!! Been listening to you for decades, faves are “after this day is gone”, cuz, well u know! And Blue Skies cuz hit that swanky ba-doop goin on. ☺️. So anyway…. I have a dear friend that grew up with his parents listening to Neil Diamond all the time…. It’s ok, he turned out normal. Whenever “Forever in Blue Jeans” would play, he would ask his mom, “who’s Reverend Blue Jeans”? Ur welcome!
Be blessed and keep laughing!
Angie Weathersby
Priceless.. I shall include Reverend Blue Jeans to my list of guest speakers when I sanction Neil Diamond to speak to the Back Row Believers! LOL .. this is yer first time signing the guestbook AW welcome to the back row fellowship
Thanks! It’s been entertaining thus far, and good, real stuff, too! I like the way you kinda yell at everyone in these sermons (lol, reminiscent of maybe Jerry Clower)!
You were even our lunch conversation topic today, so keep it up !
LOL well I WAS raised in a pentecostal back flippin church ya know LOL … not tryin to yell at everyone but the sermon needs energy or I lose interest LOL normal speed talking gets really droney real quick. Glad yer likin em. who you havin lunch with Not familiar with Jerry Clower i don’t think
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Butt dust!
LOL.. you since the pandemic started I’m developing a collection o Butt Dust LOL thank God for the Nut pod here .. gladd yer enjoyin’
Heard a story about a child, who returned home from church after practice for the Christmas program. Referring to the song, “Silent Night”, his question for his dad was, ” What is a “holy infantso” ?
that’s new to me too James! LOL .. sounds like the kid in sunday school draws a picture of the navtivity scene.. has Mary n Joseph and Jesus in the manger.. and a big fat kid standing behind em.. teacher asks who is this? kid says ‘thats Round John Virgin” LOL
Oh yeah, there have been plenty of times I’ve heard something wrong or thewordsarejusttoogarbledorruntogethertounderstand…lol
I was hoping for examples on here but it’s early I guess.. I couldn’t think of so many i’ve heard right when I did this nutpod. We used to change the words to some song from the back row.. “I was sinking deep in Sin… Wheeeeee” LOL
So I looked to see if I could find a site that said or had misheard lyrics. This was one I found. Some funny stuff.
We did use the verse about us being nothing but dust for our devotion on a youth trip, and yes, it was hard to have a serious devotion with that verse.
https://www.ldsliving.com/hilarious-misheard-hymn-lyrics-that-will-make-you-laugh-out-loud/s/76445
Im borrowin one of these! LOL
I’ve always loved that song. That album introduced me to Sweet Comfort Band.
this comment isn’t under a story about the SCB so… not sure what song yer talkin bout! lOL
So it’s Carmel,sounds like personnel. More like the ending of caramel… I here some of the funniest translations of names and places… Anyway heard butt dust before. That is the funniest.. if my kid was to ask me that during a service they’d have to throw me out of the room. I’d have the whole room rolling on the floor. But aren’t we all carnal in some way shape or fashion. Oh and the soda of all the flavors mixed, in Greeley we called it a “suicide”. Don’t know why….
LOL well don’t ask me to pronounce jewish stuff either.. there’s a whole nutshell sermon … uh that I won’t do
I’m trying to compile a list of misheard lyrics from my childhood. Of course the one from the secular world that’s can’t be topped from Mr. Jimi Hendrix: “‘scuse me while I kiss this guy”.
A worship leader/song writer I used to work with wrote a worship song that we recorded called “Come Be God” but all of us in the band heard it as “Gumbi God”, which is even funnier when you imagine someone worshipping the claymation character.
I have to go through and listen to CCM songs I listened to when I was younger, but I had all kinds of made up lyrics since there was no internet to look them up back then.
DC Talk – “You Consume Me” – heard as “You can sue me. You can sue me. Anytime any place you invade my space” – definitely sounded like a law suit
Newsboys – “Entertaining Angels – heard as “Entertaining angels by the light of the Gee that’s great.”…supposed to be “the light of the T.V. screen” – they get a pass for being Aussies.
That’s it for now but I’ll be listening for more.
New Fave “All hail the power of Jesus name let angels Prostate fall” LOL
Could be funny… Letter rip
uuuh I really don’t know any yiddish!
This episode reminded me of something that happened at a cast party for a musical that I was in. We were at a restaurant that served alcohol and the music director was quite tipsy. It just so happened that they were also doing karaoke in the restaurant bar. Well, he started laughing hysterically for what scene like no reason. When he finally stopped laughing he asked us if we’d ever heard songs and misunderstood the words. He then went on to tell us how for a very long time he thought the song by The Beatles, strawberry Fields forever, was saying strawberry pills for rabbits. That was over 30 years ago and I still laugh about it all the time.
might need to be tipsy to get that similarity LOL thanks for sharing
This one goes back away… Back when my mom and dad used to watch PTL, I heard a song that Tammy Faye sang where it sounded like “he is exhausted on pot” lol …I was 13
what were the real words? i never listened to Tammy Faye LOL
The actual lyrics were “he is exalted on high” … but every time I heard it, I thought she was singing. He is exhausted on pot. This was before I got saved.
LOL funny how we hear from our own circumstances! LOL
The real lyrics were “he is exalted on high” . I didn’t find that out until several years later.
For real. You make me laugh! And I love to laugh, it’s my favorite!! Been listening to you for decades, faves are “after this day is gone”, cuz, well u know! And Blue Skies cuz hit that swanky ba-doop goin on. ☺️. So anyway…. I have a dear friend that grew up with his parents listening to Neil Diamond all the time…. It’s ok, he turned out normal. Whenever “Forever in Blue Jeans” would play, he would ask his mom, “who’s Reverend Blue Jeans”? Ur welcome!
Be blessed and keep laughing!
Angie Weathersby
Priceless.. I shall include Reverend Blue Jeans to my list of guest speakers when I sanction Neil Diamond to speak to the Back Row Believers! LOL .. this is yer first time signing the guestbook AW welcome to the back row fellowship
Thanks! It’s been entertaining thus far, and good, real stuff, too! I like the way you kinda yell at everyone in these sermons (lol, reminiscent of maybe Jerry Clower)!
You were even our lunch conversation topic today, so keep it up !
LOL well I WAS raised in a pentecostal back flippin church ya know LOL … not tryin to yell at everyone but the sermon needs energy or I lose interest LOL normal speed talking gets really droney real quick. Glad yer likin em. who you havin lunch with Not familiar with Jerry Clower i don’t think
No, from one product of a Pentecostal, back flipping background to another… it’s awesome. Currently binging nutshell sermons.
yer another one? must not be a small faction like I mighta thought! LOL thanks for adding that feather to my cap