15 Replies to “Dear God Sex Is Getting Out Of Hand”

  1. Well. Lol I think the only comment I will say is there would be no population problems if all the people would spread out and fill the earth instead of trying to live crowded together on the same piece of land lol
    This is a hot button topic for many folks LOL.

    1. Linda, that isn’t as simple as that. Just because there is space to build homes doesn’t mean that one should. Not all soil is arable. Not all water is potable. As huge as China is, one reason they don’t have enough food to go around because of the huge expanses of rocky soil. I don’t get the logic that some people have treating earth like a clown car to cram.

  2. Well, well my lunatic sox fiend! There’s more than a pair of nuts in this shell!
    All this six talk is gonna get you sexcommunicated from the back row with a “Stay Away” restraining order six ways to Sunday eh? Praying you don’t get a swift night in the ruts, if you get my drift.

    Oh btw, according to the Inter Net, God’s perfect planet is clearly capable of feeding every hungry human if we silly wabbits wouldn’t waste 50% of all food harvested from the farm by sorting out anything less than man-made quality grade, combined with large losses during transport, storage, processing, merchandising, and finally, cleaning out the fridge and chucking everything in the garbage can because of a questionable best-before date.
    Waste not. Want not.
    Isn’t that Biblical?

    Ezekiel 16:49 EASY
    “Listen to me! This is the wicked thing that your sister Sodom did: She and her daughters were very proud. They had plenty of food to eat and they enjoyed life. But they did not help people who were poor and weak.”

    Zeke was OT but his words still stand today against heedless angels of apathy resting on their blessed assurance.

    1. Forethought, that’s only RECENTLY. I find it hysterical seeing christian imagery of Jesus as a shepherd in a Lucky Charms commercial backdrop with the rolling emerald meadows and bursts of flowers. There is literally no part of Israel that looks like that, that’s part of why shepherding there is so tough and meat is at such a premium. You’d have to escort the livestock to traverse huge distances just for bits to graze here and there. Also hysterical to me is the christian imagery of overflowing cornucopias to represent abundance. But the cornucopia is overflowing with man made, out of region and some not even yet discovered, fruits and vegetables. Just how you see all the wacky breeds of dogs that descended from wolves, the same is true for plants: cultivation. Selective breeding of plants to turn it into something it never was. Or, cultivated to make the size and taste more appealing to our palate. Broccoli is man made via cultivation, you won’t find it in the wild for that reason . Apples were originally the size of golf balls and were sour. Now, we have over 5k varieties in North America alone, and they’re bred to be huge sugar balls devoid of the nutrient content it once had. Carrots are a result of cultivating the roots of herb bush “queen Anne’s lace”. Asparagus, cauliflower. Not original to earth any more than pugs and labradoodles are. If you were to do a roll call at the produce aisle for what made it without human tinkering, you’d be mighty hungry. GMO’s aside, I’m talking about the very existence of these fruits and vegetables you thought were original to earth this whole time. Living off the land is tough af. Just a reminder, the next time you see a mushroom, ask yourself how many ancestors rolled the dice on their lives not knowing if it was safe to eat, JUST to shut their stomachs up. Does that sound to you like the natural world is really all that abundant and giving??

  3. Seems to me the one thing we’re supposed to modest about, is the most popular subject. Especially for selling stuff. The immorality of this world has long since passed that of Sodom and Gomorrah. I think the underlying message here, as was the nutshell before, self-control and wisdom.
    As we used to say in colorado. Your barn door’s open the cows r getting out!!

  4. Yep, you definitely won’t hear this prayer in church lol especially the one about the pee pee

  5. I am not ZPG. According to Ezekiel, Isaiah, Daniel and John in Revelations, to name a few, we are soon to get more than ZPG. If I recall it is something like 2/3 of the population of the world including rivers of blood. I do agree with the oversexualisation of everything. Especially women are objectified, the use of pornography has exploded and being viewed by young teenagers leading to an exponential growth of sexual violence. Women in music are required to behave like prostitutes. He warned us of these times, now God help us.

  6. Impulses are puppet strings if you allow them to be. As most do. Especially christians. It’s the same with them as it is with everyone else, I’ve found: the more one bloviates sanctimony and condemnation, the more packed their closet often is. Repression is not nor will ever be a solution. Just like a balloon will always bust at its weakest point, it will manifest one way or the other. There’s too many distorted manifestations of these repressions in church that you may be shocked if I were to point them out, and how many.

    I remember seeing a picture of a couple posing outside of a porn shop parking lot with a very intentionally placed billboard above the property by a church that said “god is watching”. If we were an honest society, church and porn shops would have adjoining doors. Had enough of one? Come on next door to the other. That loop would never break, I swear. As you know, 100 years ago, I used to work at a porn shop. There were so many church goer customers who’d have died if I knew anyone they knew. An embarrassing amount. The only thing more shocking was the kind of porn they partook in, at least in relation to their image. Not to me, though; not much shocks me anymore haha >;.P

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