Prayers You Won’t Hear In Church – Page 12

Dear God Let Me Affirm My Positivity

I always thought the word Positive meant somethin good, but now that results are positive ?

Dear God What Tha?

About using swear words, Are you that uncomfortable with the words people use?

Dear God Yer Not Following My Plan

I only have maybe 70 years to get things done.

Dear God I Gotta Go To Work

What’s the difference between being rich and wealthy?

Dear God Do You Take Out The Trash

Seems a little demeaning to ask you to take out the trash in my own mind

Dear God Can We Take A Vote

Uh oh.. turns out Heaven isn’t a democracy!

Dear God Im In The Lost And Found

In Amazing Grace.. that writer only got lost once! ?? that’s not me!

Dear God My Forgiveness Isn’t Working

Feels like I buried a cat that isn’t quite dead yet

Dear God Can I Get Extra Credit

When my faith is based on my performance, It creates a prayer that can’t be answered

Dear God I Quit

If I never tell God what I really feel, I’ll never know what needs to change in me

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