Prayers You Won’t Hear In Church – Page 12

Dear God Do You Take Out The Trash

Seems a little demeaning to ask you to take out the trash in my own mind

Dear God Can We Take A Vote

Uh oh.. turns out Heaven isn’t a democracy!

Dear God Im In The Lost And Found

In Amazing Grace.. that writer only got lost once! ?? that’s not me!

Dear God My Forgiveness Isn’t Working

Feels like I buried a cat that isn’t quite dead yet

Dear God Can I Get Extra Credit

When my faith is based on my performance, It creates a prayer that can’t be answered

Dear God I Quit

If I never tell God what I really feel, I’ll never know what needs to change in me

Dear God You And Me Right

When you realize you need to ‘recall’ some of the things you said to God

Dear God I Need A Mulligan

Dear God Its An Emergency

As God’s servant I was just tryin to make my one talent pay double in half the time

Dear God Whats Wrong With The Dark

most optomistic lyric I ever wrote was “the darkest night just makes the moon shine bright”

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