Prayers You Won’t Hear In Church – Page 11

Dear God Whatever

I get apathetic when I don’t get to control the outcome of my prayers.

Dear God I’m Not Seeing My Progress

Should I be asking for ‘happines’? Doesn’t seem to be at the top of God’s list of things to get done.

Dear God I Have a little Constructive Criticism

Ever thought of Prayer as God’s suggestion box?

Dear God Can We Talk?

Asking God to explain my conundrum

Dear God When Is It Meddling?

They were singing ‘Come Just As You Are’ but they didn’t like what I brought with me.

Dear God Where’s The Party ?

Wait, the Prodigal son’s dad had money! I’m not relating.

Dear God I’m Requesting Corrective Lenses

I’d like to trade my foggy goggles in on a pair of bi Focal Ray Bans

Dear God Make Me A Success

I don’t mind giving to the poor, I just don’t wanna be one of em

Dear God Im Clean Right?

If yer washing my sins away, I think I’ve been in the agitation cycle too long.

Dear God Who Do I Trust

I’m gettin a lot of feedback second hand from people claiming to know you and what you want from me.

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