
Sound Bitten
Nobody reads a whole book anymore. Soundbites are like a tiny winged person waving their wand around
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Nobody reads a whole book anymore. Soundbites are like a tiny winged person waving their wand around
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16 Replies to “Sound Bitten”
This message is grrrrreat I love it. And wow dies it sound familiar especially the board of education. Excuse me um hello test 1 2 3 Bryan is there anybody home I need help!
LOL Hi James.. I’m honored that my sarcasm is floating to the top! LOL thanks for the endorsement..
This is funny lol but many people still read whole books all the time lol. I have read so many books in my life and continue to do so. Even wrote some of my own.
At the beginning of 2025 I read the whole Bible cover to cover. And yes I made it all the way through in 3 months haha.
Electronics will never replace paper books completely because there are too many readers who want the real books haha.
I heard someone say reading books make you smarter haha I should be a genius by now haha
I kinda like fairy dust! LOL
You’re so funny! Holy pants too tight. Hahahaha.
lol stuff just falls outta my head Val! ROFL
Wow it’s like a sermon with one runon 2 1/2 minute word. A friend of mine who was a grad student at a Catholic university here and I from Christian grad university used to chat online like that like the way doctors write prescriptions their handwriting. We had words for diagnosis, professionalism, plagiarism which I know that’s not your favorite one Bryan or sarcastic enuendos. My friend and I used to enjoy making up diagnosis like paranoidal disillusionment syndrome and lithium carbonate hydroxide. If we came to a place we didn’t know the answer well we gave it one. We worked out cycling and combatted the border with taking turns telling each other the scenery like Starbucks right, Guitar Center left. I said let’s do crunches now, wwwhhtt? Yesssirr. 25 x 4. We’ll it works. The core ball for sit-ups and an extra chair if there’s not enough…get me started I can’t stop lol
I started numbering my love notes to my wife.. so I didn’t have to type out the same ole thing! LOL
B, I LOVE WHAT YOU DAD SENT TO THAT TEACHER IN THE LETTER ! I WOULD HAVE PAID GOOD MONEY TO SEE THE RESPONCE ON THE TEACHER’S FACE AND LAUGHED MY WAY TO TEARS ! HE SOUNDS LIKE A VERY SMART QUICK THINKING GUY ! TEACHER DIDN’T SEE THAT RESPONSE COMING !
actually they framed it and hung it on the wall in the teacher’s lounge! LOL
Really? I ready avg 2 to 3 books a month. Mostly novels. The occasional intellectual content. All you could come up with is free Palestine? Good grief.. no such thing as Palestine. Anyway.
see that’s what was funny… free palestine means absolutely nothing.. and its annoying … LOL
My friends and I used to rewrite the dictionary and make up vocabulary that was combining word’s meaning. One of the latest I heard on TV letitgo. I especially like that one cause it is advice to anyone with anxiety lol
I like running words together to make ‘glossalalia” like “Rick Bought a Vega” rickbotavdga! LOL
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glad you were about to explain yer exact feelings LOL SS LOL